“Jason Is A Natural Born Leader.” I’m Calling Bullshit. Jason Knows How To Lead Bc The People Of

Don’t cry meri jaan you’re way too cool to have your entire worth tied to a stupid fucking exam organized by an education system that embarrasses itself on a daily basis

*the city gets hacked*

phones: [start pinging emergency alerts]

eddie:

rami malek really went from sign my petition to destroying strauss's career in 5 mins.

he came into the room, flipped, turned and burned the table and then left. MY MAN 🙌🏼

So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:

Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.

Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.

Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.

Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.

Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.

Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.

Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.

Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!

RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡

the crows as buzzfeed unsolved out of context:

kaz:

inej:

jesper:

wylan:

nina:

matthias:

basically the plot of six of crows & crooked kingdom:

I feel called out

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??

No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.

Well well well, doesn't this post perfectly describe my life?