Well Well Well, Doesn't This Post Perfectly Describe My Life?

Every Slytherin :

drug of choice? english teachers complimenting my writing.

“Jason is a natural born leader.” I’m calling bullshit. Jason knows how to lead bc the people of Camp Jupiter raised him for it. He makes it explicit in his pov that it wasn’t something he had wanted, it was just a path he was stuck it. Caring about people doesn’t make him a leader, it makes him someone who wanted to do something good. Same with Annabeth, she wanted to be a leader, so she made herself one, and when you read her pov it doesn’t even seem like she likes it that much. Do you know who the natural born leaders are? Reyna and Percy. Everything at Camp Jupiter was working against Reyna, but she proved herself over and over and became praetor. From what we see of her in HOO it is clear though while her job is difficult, it is also something she cares deeply about, and wouldn’t give up. Percy never wanted to be a leader, and though it was expected of him no one at chb taught him what to do, he was just good at it, even when he didn’t want to be. He lead the entire Battle of Manhattan by himself, even Annabeth took orders from him. 

So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:

Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.

Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.

Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.

Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.

Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.

Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.

Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.

Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!

RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡

Don't be ashamed of your thigh .

Atleast it's not popping drunk babies out of it.

Percy in the PJO series trailer: “Look, I didn’t want to be a half blood.”

Percy Jackson Fandom:

BAU by season 15:

Where my measurements at???

I just need the recipe

Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.