Every Slytherin :

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

I feel called out

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

“You can’t ship them because they are just friends/don’t have chemistry/ hate each other/ have a partner”

Bitch, I have shipped two people that don’t even exist in the same universe because I thought they would look cute together.

me : I'm a sucker for happy endings

also me : *gets sucked into tragically sad fandoms where my favourite characters/otps don't get their happily ever afters*

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

you’ve heard of ‘innocent until proven guilty’; now get ready for ‘bi until proven hetero’

Derek: I'm going to Taco Bell, you guys want anything?

Spencer: I want my father to be proud of me

Derek:

Derek: yeah, I got like ten bucks

byler shippers this week

drug of choice? english teachers complimenting my writing.

I like to imagine Andrew Garfield minding his own business doing whatever, sleeping, reading, gardening, and then out of nowhere he just gets a chill down his spine and says to himself, "another religion based biopic needs me," and then he just teleports onto set.