I feel called out
*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*
memes to commemorate iconic moments in pjo history
mike: doing literally anything in S5
jonathan, behind him, plotting his murder:
you’ve heard of ‘innocent until proven guilty’; now get ready for ‘bi until proven hetero’
do you ever just lay there listening to music on your headphones and you can hear every drumroll and every awesome bassline and the piano in the background and the wailing guitars and all the little details you never noticed before and you get so lost in it the next time you look up it's three in the morning
kaz:
inej:
jesper:
wylan:
nina:
matthias:
basically the plot of six of crows & crooked kingdom:
So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:
Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.
Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.
Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.
Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.
Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.
Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.
Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.
Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!
RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡
Derek: I'm going to Taco Bell, you guys want anything?
Spencer: I want my father to be proud of me
Derek:
Derek: yeah, I got like ten bucks
“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial
i've been too much of a paul apologist with these, have some McBitchy content <3
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