Don't Be Ashamed Of Your Thigh .

*Kaz walks out hiding photos*

Nina: whatcha got there Kaz

Jesper: is it a picture of you staring at inej because you do that a lot tbh

Nina: is it you smiling, are you embarrassed

Kaz: not that you need to know but its plans for the bank and its surroundings

*Kaz leaves*

*later*

Kaz: you want to know what's actually in those photos?

Kaz: *showing jesper photos of kaz baking with flour in his hair*

Jesper: *in awe* why are you showing me these

Kaz: because no one... will ever believe you

Jesper: you absolute monster

i love this genre

the crows as buzzfeed unsolved out of context:

kaz:

inej:

jesper:

wylan:

nina:

matthias:

basically the plot of six of crows & crooked kingdom:

Bucky : am I the only person who finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibration in their direction?

Sam :

Sam : How high are you?

Bucky : 6"0

“You can’t ship them because they are just friends/don’t have chemistry/ hate each other/ have a partner”

Bitch, I have shipped two people that don’t even exist in the same universe because I thought they would look cute together.

HARRY POTTER HOUSES AS SHANE MADEJ QUOTES

Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw

Gryffindor

Slytherin (at Gryff or Raven's panic)

"everything is about reaching the end except for the ending, which is about wanting to go back to the start."

art catching patrick during their first scene together // patrick catching art during their last scene together

One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.

I like to imagine Andrew Garfield minding his own business doing whatever, sleeping, reading, gardening, and then out of nowhere he just gets a chill down his spine and says to himself, "another religion based biopic needs me," and then he just teleports onto set.

Honestly, whats the point of even listening to Queen unless your music is so loud it sounds like they’re all beating you up with their instruments.