Rami Malek Really Went From Sign My Petition To Destroying Strauss's Career In 5 Mins.

i've been too much of a paul apologist with these, have some McBitchy content <3

get back: onion headlines [4/?]

the bau: so we’re gonna do a cognitive interview to see if you can recall any details from this memory

the person being interviewed: i was a month old baby i don’t think i’m going to be able to recall-

the bau: so it was november 4th at the time, close your eyes and tell me what you see

𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀: *has a literal hellhound to guard the underworld*

𝗔𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀: *when he sees Cerberus* CUTIE ALERT 🚨 stop 🤚 right there young pupper‼️‼️where's my little cuppy cake 🍰 cuddle train 🚂 go choo choo 💨 next stop ⛔ you 💕 whose my sweet little baby boy 😘😘 you ‼️‼️ yes you are 💗💗

So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:

Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.

Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.

Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.

Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.

Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.

Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.

Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.

Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!

RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡

But I still don't know how to hold your hand without reading the ugliness of my own, But I can't contain my soul from enveloping yours !

Web weaving about holding hands an emotion

{quotes:Mary Ruefle/uk/Francis Forever Song by Mitski/The Hand Has Twenty-Seven Bones by Natalie Diaz/Hélène Cixous, from “Olivier De Serres- A Single Passion Two Witnesses,” Love Itself: In the Letter Box (Polity Press, 2008) /uk /Saadi Youssef, from ‘Solos on the Oud’, Without an Alphabet, Without a Face: Selected Poems (trans. Khaled Mattawa) /fatima aamer bilal, from her garden yearns more for visitors than water. }

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

Could this BE any any better!?! Add Percy and Annabeth to this

Ok, but imagine a triple date between them!!!!!!!!!

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

I like to imagine Andrew Garfield minding his own business doing whatever, sleeping, reading, gardening, and then out of nowhere he just gets a chill down his spine and says to himself, "another religion based biopic needs me," and then he just teleports onto set.

No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.