the bau: so we’re gonna do a cognitive interview to see if you can recall any details from this memory
the person being interviewed: i was a month old baby i don’t think i’m going to be able to recall-
the bau: so it was november 4th at the time, close your eyes and tell me what you see
One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED - but it’s just memes
[part 2.0] ; [part 3.0]
Don't be ashamed of your thigh .
Atleast it's not popping drunk babies out of it.
Harry doesn’t hear from Ron all summer: My friends hate me. I have no friends. I am alone in this world.
Ron doesn’t hear from Harry all summer: Welp, guess I better steal a car and go find out what the fuck’s going on.
Don’t cry meri jaan you’re way too cool to have your entire worth tied to a stupid fucking exam organized by an education system that embarrasses itself on a daily basis
drug of choice? english teachers complimenting my writing.
So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:
Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.
Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.
Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.
Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.
Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.
Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.
Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.
Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!
RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡