Terry from Brooklyn 99 drinks respect women juice
Honestly, whats the point of even listening to Queen unless your music is so loud it sounds like theyโre all beating you up with their instruments.
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐: *has a literal hellhound to guard the underworld*
๐๐น๐๐ผ ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐: *when he sees Cerberus* CUTIE ALERT ๐จ stop ๐ค right there young pupperโผ๏ธโผ๏ธwhere's my little cuppy cake ๐ฐ cuddle train ๐ go choo choo ๐จ next stop โ you ๐ whose my sweet little baby boy ๐๐ you โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ yes you are ๐๐
I feel called out
*gets excited about the story iโm going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*
One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.
the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
Derek: I'm going to Taco Bell, you guys want anything?
Spencer: I want my father to be proud of me
Derek:
Derek: yeah, I got like ten bucks