Sittingbymywindow - An-eggless-omelette

*the city gets hacked*

phones: [start pinging emergency alerts]

eddie:

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??

BAU by season 15:

Honestly, whats the point of even listening to Queen unless your music is so loud it sounds like they’re all beating you up with their instruments.

rami malek really went from sign my petition to destroying strauss's career in 5 mins.

he came into the room, flipped, turned and burned the table and then left. MY MAN 🙌🏼

I feel called out

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

Forget the Everything Shower, y'all ever had to bathe your dog, shave AND wash your hair? That's a different kind of exhaustion

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.