Forget The Everything Shower, Y'all Ever Had To Bathe Your Dog, Shave AND Wash Your Hair? That's A Different

“I’m Just Ken" wins Best Song | 21st Critics’ Choice Awards (2024)

i love this genre

“You can’t ship them because they are just friends/don’t have chemistry/ hate each other/ have a partner”

Bitch, I have shipped two people that don’t even exist in the same universe because I thought they would look cute together.

i've been too much of a paul apologist with these, have some McBitchy content <3

get back: onion headlines [4/?]

“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial

No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.

graves grow no green that you can use.

gwendolyn brooks

*Kaz walks out hiding photos*

Nina: whatcha got there Kaz

Jesper: is it a picture of you staring at inej because you do that a lot tbh

Nina: is it you smiling, are you embarrassed

Kaz: not that you need to know but its plans for the bank and its surroundings

*Kaz leaves*

*later*

Kaz: you want to know what's actually in those photos?

Kaz: *showing jesper photos of kaz baking with flour in his hair*

Jesper: *in awe* why are you showing me these

Kaz: because no one... will ever believe you

Jesper: you absolute monster

memes to commemorate iconic moments in pjo history

Could this BE any any better!?! Add Percy and Annabeth to this

Ok, but imagine a triple date between them!!!!!!!!!