If I Had A Penny For Every Time There Was A Bisexual Character Named Max Who’s Last Name Ended In ‘field’

Steve: Robin’s gone on a trip for band which means I’m gonna donate half my wardrobe, try to cook something and most likely set the kitchen on fire, do my nails and give myself a haircut.

Nancy, extremely concerned: Why?

Steve: Robin is like 98% of my will power.

Dustin: I made a marshmallow Steve! Look his arms are crossed because he’s mad at Robin for messing with his hair! Do you like it?

Steve, holding back tears: I-it’s fine.

My masterpiece.

Mischa: It’s pretty cold outside, we should hold hands…to stay warm.

Noel, blushing: Ok

Ocean: …it’s fucking summer

If I had a dollar for every time a female character I loved probably wouldn’t have turned evil if they had just gotten an OUNCE of love and support from the people who where supposed to be their friends I’d have two dollars. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Nancy: What should we do this weekend?

Robin: Eat tacos.

Nancy: No! Something romantic!

Robin: …Eat tacos in the rain?

Robin: Hey Nance, I really like you. Do you like me too?

Nancy: *literally holding her hand* Rob we’ve been dating for almost a year now.

Robin: I know, but do you like me-

Ima be 18 by the time Season 5 of Stranger Things comes out apparently so depending on how that goes and whether or not they bring Eddie back (cause I honestly think they might outta guilt alone) my Eddie tattoo I want will either be a memorial tattoo or a “FUCK YEAH THEY CAVED AND BROUGHT HIM BACK” tattoo, I guess only time will tell.

Nancy: I like your pants.

Robin: Thanks! They were 50% off.

Nancy: I’d like them 100% off ;)

Robin: The store can’t just sell free stuff,

Nancy: That’s not what I-

Robin: That’s a terrible way to run a business Nance.

Robin: I wasn’t THAT drunk last night

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy

Robin: So, she’s my girlfriend?

Steve: You asked her if she was single and when she said no you started crying.