Made Me Laugh Thinking Abt If You Do Porn Your Boss Could Walk By And Be Like “fuckin Hard Or Hardly

me and my stupid tight, wet, eager, hot, tight, impossibly soft, needy, tight pussy [tries to kick a rock but i trip and hit my head on it]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

i need you guys to look at this fuckign post

What that mouth do

OMG! Thank you for asking!!!

I use it to eat you out, does that make any sense???? :-))))

Like yeah the orgasms are fun but I miss the emotional parts of sex, like the hair falling in each others faces, the giggling, the checking in with one another throughout…just spending time with one another and being comfortable enough to explore yourselves?

The urge to wrap a rosary around a priest’s neck and walk him with it like a dog <3