Your Mom Is A Baked Potato Your Dad's Dumb Ass Is Asparagus And You Are A God Damn Green Bean

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul

youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.

There’s something about being pushed into submission— Bent over, ass up, and your face pushed into the surface you’re on, unable to turn back and look at your partner as they prepare to have their fun with you. There are so many things a person can do is such an advantageous position… Grinding and rubbing themselves against you, slipping their fingers inside of you with a full view of every little shift, movement, and honest reaction that your body betrays and gives away. Fucking right there in doggy style, with your face still planted downwards, or maybe they’ll give your hair a yank and pull back your head. It’s such a vulnerable position, and you’d have no way of knowing just what they’d do next.

[This post is originally about gay mlm sex]

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

Lead us not into temptation,

// he/him for both of us. cishets dni / trans ppl only //

@dr-morbidcuriosity and I <3

i love having a boyfriend who will let me play sexy dress up and fuck him as a priest. and will fuck me as a priest