Mentally Taking A Drag Of My Mental Cigarette Because I Don’t Smoke But Life Has Been Very Smokable

babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul

youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.

Lead us not into temptation,

// he/him for both of us. cishets dni / trans ppl only //

@dr-morbidcuriosity and I <3

i love having a boyfriend who will let me play sexy dress up and fuck him as a priest. and will fuck me as a priest

YEAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WEAR THE CROP TOP!!! [SAID WITH INTENT OF KISSING YOUR BELLY]

take me to the back of the church and muffle my cries as you force your way into me.

make me plead for you father, make me devote myself to you as if you are my god.

We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

really rude i’m not in someone’s lap soaking through my boxers while they kiss my neck and feel up my shirt if you ask me

It's been so fucking hot lately. Something something ghosts and temperature play. Ice-cold fingers trailing down your body with no regard for whatever clothes you have on. Being bent over while frigid fingers open you up, icy breaths ghosting over the back of your neck

Like yeah the orgasms are fun but I miss the emotional parts of sex, like the hair falling in each others faces, the giggling, the checking in with one another throughout…just spending time with one another and being comfortable enough to explore yourselves?