Really Rude I’m Not In Someone’s Lap Soaking Through My Boxers While They Kiss My Neck And Feel Up

slapping a boy and then having him kiss your hand as a thank you <3

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

As a white person, I must say, the stereotypes are true, I can not get enough of cheeses

kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis

Happy “slap your boy’s ass then push him onto the bed and mount him from behind” day to all that celebrate

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

diced onion and olive oil belong in the saucepan together. lezzing out.