youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.
She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it
Nothing is hotter than a vocal top
Just hearing them groan and moan as they sink into your tight hole. When they can’t help themselves from babbling on about how good you are, how tight you feel. Even thanking you for letting them fuck you.
Dirty talk and moans from a top are a need in my life
Ryuku or Elegant Scops Owl (Otus elegans), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Philippines
photograph by Birdtour Asia
"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now
really rude i’m not in someone’s lap soaking through my boxers while they kiss my neck and feel up my shirt if you ask me
Sometimes I have some disgusting fantasies that make me cum so fast and when I can finally think straight I'm like what the hell is wrong with me
In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible
YEAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WEAR THE CROP TOP!!! [SAID WITH INTENT OF KISSING YOUR BELLY]
me and my stupid tight, wet, eager, hot, tight, impossibly soft, needy, tight pussy [tries to kick a rock but i trip and hit my head on it]