"why Suck The Strap" Why Look At A Sunset. Why Listen To Your Favourite Song. Why Stop To Smell The Flowers.

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

really rude i’m not in someone’s lap soaking through my boxers while they kiss my neck and feel up my shirt if you ask me

this point and click adventure game where the main character has adhd fucking sucks. i got softlocked because i told him to check the computer and now hes just scrolling his dash and if i click on anything he goes "i cant do that. im locked the fuck in"

Like yeah the orgasms are fun but I miss the emotional parts of sex, like the hair falling in each others faces, the giggling, the checking in with one another throughout…just spending time with one another and being comfortable enough to explore yourselves?

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I am incredibly amused by these random Japanese women for scale with prehistoric creatures

Lead us not into temptation,

// he/him for both of us. cishets dni / trans ppl only //

@dr-morbidcuriosity and I <3

i love having a boyfriend who will let me play sexy dress up and fuck him as a priest. and will fuck me as a priest