Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship
youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.
"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now
babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul
Happy “slap your boy’s ass then push him onto the bed and mount him from behind” day to all that celebrate
What I say: I have trouble sleeping
What I think: Someone with a good stamina should come and fuck me until I drop off from the exhaustion of being made to cum so many times. Part of the deal is that they can keep going after I fell asleep..
theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw
treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.
cw: multiple doms, petplay
thinking about how sweet it would be to hold my boy while other doms touched and inspected him. having him in my arms while he squirms and whines because someone is gently sliding their fingers in him, praising him for being such a good pup while one is groping and slapping his ass, repeating back everything they say about him, "aw did you hear that darling? he said youd be fun to tie up and pump with cum for hours! isnt that nice? say thank you puppy", holding his face and kissing his cheeks while they rub his tdick, telling the other doms about how obedient and soft he is, feeling him melt under the praise while i talk about what a good boy he's been lately and how much i love owning him
YEAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WEAR THE CROP TOP!!! [SAID WITH INTENT OF KISSING YOUR BELLY]