Plasticflamingowithastrap - Lover Of Boy Toys

youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

slapping a sub across the face and then kissing their cheek right after <3

what’s a girl gotta do around here to be choked with some rosary?

babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul

Ryuku or Elegant Scops Owl (Otus elegans), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Philippines

photograph by Birdtour Asia

It's been so fucking hot lately. Something something ghosts and temperature play. Ice-cold fingers trailing down your body with no regard for whatever clothes you have on. Being bent over while frigid fingers open you up, icy breaths ghosting over the back of your neck

In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible