In The Name Of The Faggot, The Dyke, And The Holy Tranny, I Bless You. Go Forth My Child, And Have As

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

Happy “slap your boy’s ass then push him onto the bed and mount him from behind” day to all that celebrate

cw: multiple doms, petplay

thinking about how sweet it would be to hold my boy while other doms touched and inspected him. having him in my arms while he squirms and whines because someone is gently sliding their fingers in him, praising him for being such a good pup while one is groping and slapping his ass, repeating back everything they say about him, "aw did you hear that darling? he said youd be fun to tie up and pump with cum for hours! isnt that nice? say thank you puppy", holding his face and kissing his cheeks while they rub his tdick, telling the other doms about how obedient and soft he is, feeling him melt under the praise while i talk about what a good boy he's been lately and how much i love owning him

what’s a girl gotta do around here to be choked with some rosary?

slapping a boy and then having him kiss your hand as a thank you <3

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

You claim to crave salvation, but I see the way your eyes wander. I see the way you gaze so longingly at my hands. I see how you can never seem to meet my gaze, how your eyes never seem to raise past my lips.

Would it help if I made you?

Would it help if I made you kneel before me? If I tied my cincture around your neck? Wrapping that holy cord around my hand until I can force you to tip your head up?

Then you could see the amusement in my gaze as I nudge your legs apart with the toe of my dress shoe, the patent leather pressing right where you need it most.

Would you want a private sermon then? Trying to hold back from grinding against my shoe? Of course, I wont make it easy on you. If I think you're getting a little too distracted I'll have to give the cincture a tug, forcing you up onto your knees before allowing you to settle back down.

You'd better be good sweetheart, or I might forget where I was. If that happens, well, I'll just have to start from the beginning.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.