What’s A Girl Gotta Do Around Here To Be Choked With Some Rosary?

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

really rude i’m not in someone’s lap soaking through my boxers while they kiss my neck and feel up my shirt if you ask me

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

this point and click adventure game where the main character has adhd fucking sucks. i got softlocked because i told him to check the computer and now hes just scrolling his dash and if i click on anything he goes "i cant do that. im locked the fuck in"

one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

slapping a boy and then having him kiss your hand as a thank you <3

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

Sometimes I have some disgusting fantasies that make me cum so fast and when I can finally think straight I'm like what the hell is wrong with me

slapping a sub across the face and then kissing their cheek right after <3

me and my stupid tight, wet, eager, hot, tight, impossibly soft, needy, tight pussy [tries to kick a rock but i trip and hit my head on it]