Me And My Stupid Tight, Wet, Eager, Hot, Tight, Impossibly Soft, Needy, Tight Pussy [tries To Kick A

What I say: I have trouble sleeping

What I think: Someone with a good stamina should come and fuck me until I drop off from the exhaustion of being made to cum so many times. Part of the deal is that they can keep going after I fell asleep..

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do not point to his ASS that is very rude

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis

Happy “slap your boy’s ass then push him onto the bed and mount him from behind” day to all that celebrate