The Urge To Wrap A Rosary Around A Priest’s Neck And Walk Him With It Like A Dog

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

what’s a girl gotta do around here to be choked with some rosary?

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

Like yeah the orgasms are fun but I miss the emotional parts of sex, like the hair falling in each others faces, the giggling, the checking in with one another throughout…just spending time with one another and being comfortable enough to explore yourselves?

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

What that mouth do

OMG! Thank you for asking!!!

I use it to eat you out, does that make any sense???? :-))))