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Verizon bought this, as they well might You’d think they would know how to sell, right? But they bought for a billion And sold for three million A non-fully-functioning hellsite  - Mods E, M, B

I thought i could make a librarian Out of this mute dignitarian Turns out he's just mean And cannot fit the scene So I'll above him at this murd'rous ferryman  - Mod E

Not to be all doom and gloomity But poor baby Luz needs some soothing tea The finale just shocked me Like the emperor's rock peeps I really thought we'd get more Lumity  - Mod E

Would be nice if I could be class-browsing But admin can't seem to stop drowsing If everything could Be like they said it would By now I'd have meal plans and housing : (  - Mod B

In looking for rhyme inspirations, I turned to quadratic equations. But there's more than quadratics In recreational mathematics -- You get rhymes like "concatenations"!  - Mod B

“Well, I normally would like to grapple this, But I’d rather just visit the chapel, miss” I’ll give you a heads up Those lines were the set up To force the rhyme “Indianapolis”  - Mod M

There once was a film about dreaming And mazes and corporate scheming The way they go under Will lead you to wonder If everything’s quite what it’s seeming  - Mod M

We reckon this needs celebration! This started as just recreation But ever since then With you followers ten We say, on to yet more meme-iation!  - Mods E, M, and B

He tells me his wife died, but she shouldn’t have Yet he doubts foul play. He asks, “whom could’ve pulled off something like this—” Interrupting, I hiss, “Mind your grammar, I think you mean ‘whomst’d’ve’”  - Mod M

At four in the morning's when we arise (You'll need a clear morning to see the skies) There'll be a surprise in The eastern horizon The smudge of the bright comet Neowise  - Mod B