There Once Was A Film About Dreaming And Mazes And Corporate Scheming The Way They Go Under Will Lead

Has your dashboard been feeling too hollow? In TikToks and memes do you wallow? A limerick a day Keeps the doctor away And that’s why you should give us a follow  - Mods E, M, and B

I think, in the interest of fairness, Since the cis overestimate rareness Of nonbinary folks (Though we aren’t a hoax) We should all try to help raise awareness  - Mod M

Reblogging as night turns to day, We beg and we hope and we pray For New XKit to giveth Before @staff taketh The few working features away  - Mod M

The Sith Lords, of course, we all knew of them I knew that the stories were true of them But all we had planned Had got quite out of hand When realized we, “Now there are two of them!”  - Mod B

There once were two brothers named Stan Until one wrecked the other one’s plan Which then led to a fight That left one out of sight And the other to run scams and scans  - Mod M

If one put together, say, three flocks And wanted a taxonomy box, The word ostentation Is one designation For a ludicrous number of peacocks  - Mod B

In English class no one would ask me What book I would take, were I at sea. See, nobody asked Cos you can't change the past They all knew that it's the Great Gatsby  - Mod E

With housing assignments forthcoming And fingers incessantly drumming I wait for more news And dread financial dues Ohman, waiting can be so mind-numbing  - Mod B

Been reading a lot of books lately And most of them I enjoy greatly There’s none so rewardin’ As the ol’ Robert Jordan Although he can drag on … ornately  - Mod B

Not to be all doom and gloomity But poor baby Luz needs some soothing tea The finale just shocked me Like the emperor's rock peeps I really thought we'd get more Lumity  - Mod E