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Me: How well did that work out for the Baudelaires?
MHAxMLP: BKDK's Pony Adventures 😋
(specifically for @kinjisroom )
I just came here and added 357941 things im interested in, but im following just memes and lesbians anyways
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
NO NO NO NO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SEARCH PAGE
Omg I just realized that the search page was back THANK GOD I WAS GOING INSANE
Idk what the hell Tumblr did to the search page but please for the love of God put it back🙏
Just an FYI to anyone out there who may read this, I’m super new to tumblr and I’ve got no idea how any of this works, other than the basic things I’ve picked up, so if anyone could let me know how to maneuver this hellsite, the help would be greatly appreciated.
Hey gang, since my ass is hopeless, I just have to ask, how to get over a crush tytyty (I'm lowkey desperate for an answer, can't believe I came to tumblr for this)
di qualsiasi cosa siano fatte le anime, so per certo che la tua e la mia sono fatte della stessa cosa.
—rach;cantshowyoume🏹.
Why is Tumblr labeling things that I haven't even posted as mature content? It's only a picture of a black and white bookshelf???
Instagram just updated its image croping from square to rectangle and I shouldn't be beefing with it but I am.
Oh hello everyone I'm here to vent because instagram just had an update that makes my once 1:1 grid art collection now look like complete hot garbage fire collage, how are the rest of you doing?
(anyone who made 1:1 art being cooked⬇️)
Not to vent on the one social media site I still respect but that's exactly what I'm doing
Perks of being late in a fandom
Finding yourself alone buried in a mountain of decades old posts like
The Castle
There is a castle in the woods, where one can get lost in the fog. Once you enter, you can get lost in the chaos. The rooms can be modern or ancient, clear or cluttered, but it is tailored to the person that inhabits it. The halls are twisty and long, with the only through-line being your way back to your room.
When you wander through the castle, you will meet spirits and see paintings that seem like they could have been made hundreds of years ago, or yesterday, you can’t really tell. One of the spirits is telling you about the history of bread, you like it. Others are interjecting with facts about pastries and sweets, but you just want to hear about bread.
You can leave, yes, but you want to go back, you want to keep exploring the castle. There are areas where you meet people with similar interests and engage in their communities. You all have different perspectives, but it doesn’t seem to bother you. You engage in debates, some important, some inane. You are walking and you fall through the floor and enter a new community. You enjoy it.
The grounds have different plants, both beautiful and odd. You are looking for a specific tree you once saw, you follow the same path but it’s not there. You ask others and they say they’ve seen it, but can’t remember where it is. You ask another friend, you describe it down to its smallest detail, but your friend says that they’ve never seen it and that it probably doesn’t exist, you give up. Later you find yourself wandering, enjoying the wildlife when you see a tree, and there it is! The tree! You found it on accident and now take a picture so you can remember it, and then you leave.
Today is chaotic and the castle has music of all different styles echoing throughout the halls. It sounds nice, and you dance along with the others. You’re all dancing in different patterns and speeds, but it’s fun. You like it. It’s a nice escape from the unhappy chaos and strife of the world.
There is news from the outside today, something happened in one of the communities, then another, and another and another and another until the entire day full of news and questions and earthshattering reveals. In the next few days, you think about what happened, you think about the chain reactions and reverent irreverence that everyone treated it with. It was fun, you realize, and you want something like it to happen at least once a year.
Another castle has news in the next few months. You are aware of the other castles, as those castles are, in fact, more commonly used amongst the world. This castle, the one you are in, is one of the older ones and is seemingly ignored. You don’t know why they ignore it, the castle and the people are fun. The other castles seem to always be upset or seem too boring to engage in.
The other castle’s patron has kicked someone out. You didn’t know the patrons could do that. Strange, the person seems to have been doing bad things for a while, why only now? Furthermore, why let similar people stay if they really want those people out. You’re confused now.
The community is excited. You’re all waiting for the bad person to come here, so you may torment them and make them leave as they did with another bad person. Your patrons have a hands-off approach to the castle, letting you sort yourselves out and only stepping in when absolutely necessary. It is how it has always been.
You’re glad you came to the castle. It’s strange and chaotic and noisy, but it’s also open and accepting. You found a place to rest from the world’s troubles. It’s nice here. You wouldn’t trade it for the world.
Oh wow... so many notes 0_o
SU fandom is big
some black butler as random posts to pass the time pt 2:
Tumblr: *goes ahead with the adult content ban*
miss tumblr? MISS TUMBLR? o my fuckn god she fuckn dead
ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS
Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...
Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday
Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
July 20: Moon Landing
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: Inktober
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
November 19: Goncharov
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
When I first tumbld into Tumblr, I thought the ancient one's writing juices would flow into me and I would become a true tumblr immediately. But I was wrong and now I must tumbl until this happens.
Hey Tumblr team, what about you stop giving us, non US citizens not living in US, Trump propaganda? If you are going to accept US political propaganda in your platform's paid ads then I hope you at least understand why being called a possible criminal when Im just scrolling looking for anime men and have 0 interest on going to US is uncomfortable
i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now
hey anyone who sees this! if you haven't heard, tumblr is selling your data to ai! to prevent this, please direct yourself to your settings and scroll past 'general settings' all the way down to a little tab marked 'visiblity'. click on that and turn on the 'prevent third party sharing' slider! have a good one and stay secure folks
Ooo, tag game!
I actually have three stories to tell about three of my usernames:
Rattacutie: I was a huge ratatouille fan (like the movie) and I thought this was a funny play on words
screaming_into_the_abyss: based on a painting I saw of the same title
Froggie: … helluva boss reference, anyone? Asmodeous calling Fizzarolli “froggie~” MADE ME FEEL SOMETHING BRO
Tags!! (Optional, ofc!):
@fangsout-series (how’d you get the name for your show??) and open tags!!
Tag game🎉
Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!
For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)
They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.
That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.
Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well
to all my artists out there
I suffer from “always tired but can’t sleep” disease