Has Your Dashboard Been Feeling Too Hollow? In TikToks And Memes Do You Wallow? A Limerick A Day Keeps

The man named Gaston loved to eat Breaking fast, he would have Mini Wheats But an empty container Made him a complainer Who’d throw it away and yell “Yeet!”  - Mod M

With housing assignments forthcoming And fingers incessantly drumming I wait for more news And dread financial dues Ohman, waiting can be so mind-numbing  - Mod B

My friends I'm afraid will resent memes If all I ever do is hoard sent memes So onward they go L. O. L. and hi-ho! Please reblog this post with your good friends' memes!  - Mod E

I write in unbearable heat With a fan or three aimed at my seat And the air outside’s long been Beset by a strong wind Of fires and smoke and defeat  - Mod B

The trick to long paper's to write some fluff To make it seem relevant, cite some stuff (I in no way endorse such a method, of course) Then pray your professor won't sight your bluff  - Mod M

I think, in the interest of fairness, Since the cis overestimate rareness Of nonbinary folks (Though we aren’t a hoax) We should all try to help raise awareness  - Mod M

I'm sitting out here on the grass And getting green stains on my ass The weather is nice (That is, if you've ice) But who knows how long this will last?  - Mod E

Fair Canada's capital's Ott'wa And to visit one day—well I've gotta! Along with Celeste (These two games are the best!) I've been playing a whole lot of BOTW  - Mod E

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

Hey big man, we'd like to inquire Could you even get fuckin higher? From all California We'd like to inform ya That we didn't start the damn fire  - Mod B

You think there's a limerick fandom? That's cute, but it's really too random And too niche an interest For any save Pinterest But lol we're not working in tandem -Mods E, M, B