Not To Be All Doom And Gloomity But Poor Baby Luz Needs Some Soothing Tea The Finale Just Shocked Me

Mod M said "This game is the best!" So I thought I would give it a test And now I am sighing Because I keep dying This beautiful game's called Celeste  - Mod E

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

You think there's a limerick fandom? That's cute, but it's really too random And too niche an interest For any save Pinterest But lol we're not working in tandem -Mods E, M, B

The triangle demon named Bill Was decidedly weird, but quite chill Until Dipper and Mabel (Who’s name rhymes with “Schmabel”) Saved the Falls from the wrath of his will  - Mod M

I don't want to sound like a bitch Or end up dead in a ditch It's really not funny That college costs money So please—really, please—eat the rich  - Mod E

Yeah, sorry, I’m here as a guest Cos our Mod E’s been feeling quite stressed They could use more time spanning ‘Tween their college planning And dying in games of Celeste  - Mod B

If we missed a day we’d fall to sorrow And we’ve run out of time we can borrow We have chosen our task Which now leads me to ask The mods, “who wants to queue for tomorrow?”  - Mod M

We reckon this needs celebration! This started as just recreation But ever since then With you followers ten We say, on to yet more meme-iation!  - Mods E, M, and B

In English class no one would ask me What book I would take, were I at sea. See, nobody asked Cos you can't change the past They all knew that it's the Great Gatsby  - Mod E

Well, we’re in an unfortunate sitch Since our senate is headed by Mitch He helps bougies seem queens So let’s build guillotines And, as Karl Marx said, “Eat the rich”  - Mods E, M, and B

I used to have dreams where I’d frolic Through landscapes in space hyperbolic But I couldn’t reshape it To let me escape it I wonder if it was symbolic  - Mod M