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Been reading a lot of books lately And most of them I enjoy greatly There’s none so rewardin’ As the ol’ Robert Jordan Although he can drag on … ornately  - Mod B

We reckon this needs celebration! This started as just recreation But ever since then With you followers ten We say, on to yet more meme-iation!  - Mods E, M, and B

Mod M said "This game is the best!" So I thought I would give it a test And now I am sighing Because I keep dying This beautiful game's called Celeste  - Mod E

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

This limerick, I'd like to acknowledge That all of my thoughts are on college We only discuss (As we think and we fuss) 'Bout how to obtain some new knowledge  - Mod E

You think there's a limerick fandom? That's cute, but it's really too random And too niche an interest For any save Pinterest But lol we're not working in tandem -Mods E, M, B

There once were two brothers named Stan Until one wrecked the other one’s plan Which then led to a fight That left one out of sight And the other to run scams and scans  - Mod M

There once was a film about dreaming And mazes and corporate scheming The way they go under Will lead you to wonder If everything’s quite what it’s seeming  - Mod M

Two dactyls, then end with a trochee Same rhythm that rhymes against /əʊki/ Then two other rhymes In about half the time And you’ve earned your first limerick trophy  - Mod M

I’d like to compose off the cuff But limericks are sadly too tough Perfecting the timing And planning good rhyming Is already tricky enough - Mod M

A friend of mine took up the yoke Of humour, and never revoked They said oh so boldly "Oh, you know me, "I would go any far for a joke!"  - Mod E