This Limerick, I'd Like To Acknowledge That All Of My Thoughts Are On College We Only Discuss (As We

If one put together, say, three flocks And wanted a taxonomy box, The word ostentation Is one designation For a ludicrous number of peacocks  - Mod B

There once were two brothers named Stan Until one wrecked the other one’s plan Which then led to a fight That left one out of sight And the other to run scams and scans  - Mod M

It's tricky for one who's enjoying This site to be cool with destroying All semblance of why They'd have good api Hey but nah rather it's all /anneueing/  - Mod B

Y’all college is making me frantic The stress level’s getting gigantic It’s hard to make friends In chats no one attends Cos they’re all living near the Atlantic  - Mod B

I write in unbearable heat With a fan or three aimed at my seat And the air outside’s long been Beset by a strong wind Of fires and smoke and defeat  - Mod B

I thought i could make a librarian Out of this mute dignitarian Turns out he's just mean And cannot fit the scene So I'll above him at this murd'rous ferryman  - Mod E

Hey big man, we'd like to inquire Could you even get fuckin higher? From all California We'd like to inform ya That we didn't start the damn fire  - Mod B

He’s always on guard patrol duty He’s lots of things but never snooty He’s ever so good And just misunderstood He’s the wonderful house demon Hooty  - Mod B

I feel like I’m almost patrollin’ These catalog pages I’m scrollin’ I’m lookin’ and hopin’ My classes are open With space left for me to enroll in  - Mod B

“Well, I normally would like to grapple this, But I’d rather just visit the chapel, miss” I’ll give you a heads up Those lines were the set up To force the rhyme “Indianapolis”  - Mod M