I Feel Like I’m Almost Patrollin’ These Catalog Pages I’m Scrollin’ I’m Lookin’ And Hopin’

We haven't got options aplenty And unpleasant choices—we've many So when comes November, Please vote! And remember— Moldy onion for prez twenty-twenty  - Mod E

yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote that hateful orange turd out of office so eyes on the prize ya’lls

The triangle demon named Bill Was decidedly weird, but quite chill Until Dipper and Mabel (Who’s name rhymes with “Schmabel”) Saved the Falls from the wrath of his will  - Mod M

When internet pages you're scrollin' And meme forums you are a'trollin' A meme most delectable's Really expectable Someone out there is Rick Rollin'  - Mod E

My apprentice is no longer sound I’m so sad that the brother I’ve found Is as lost as he is Since he was such a whiz But I tell him “I have the high ground”  - Mod M

Fair Canada's capital's Ott'wa And to visit one day—well I've gotta! Along with Celeste (These two games are the best!) I've been playing a whole lot of BOTW  - Mod E

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

My friends I'm afraid will resent memes If all I ever do is hoard sent memes So onward they go L. O. L. and hi-ho! Please reblog this post with your good friends' memes!  - Mod E

The trick to long paper's to write some fluff To make it seem relevant, cite some stuff (I in no way endorse such a method, of course) Then pray your professor won't sight your bluff  - Mod M

This limerick, I'd like to acknowledge That all of my thoughts are on college We only discuss (As we think and we fuss) 'Bout how to obtain some new knowledge  - Mod E

“Well, I normally would like to grapple this, But I’d rather just visit the chapel, miss” I’ll give you a heads up Those lines were the set up To force the rhyme “Indianapolis”  - Mod M

Yeah, sorry, I’m here as a guest Cos our Mod E’s been feeling quite stressed They could use more time spanning ‘Tween their college planning And dying in games of Celeste  - Mod B