I’d Like To Compose Off The Cuff But Limericks Are Sadly Too Tough Perfecting The Timing And Planning

Reblogging as night turns to day, We beg and we hope and we pray For New XKit to giveth Before @staff taketh The few working features away  - Mod M

I just wrote a couplet but knew not The number of syllables you caught: They equalled fourteen And, as such, set the scene For your glorious entrance — haiku-bot!  - Mod B

I’m creating a blog with two fools Who don’t always play by the rules Though they may think I’m funny And I beat them at rummy I really do think that they’re jewels - Mod E

Well, now that this blog has begun I’d like to say “hi everyone” The deadline, though stressful Helps me be successful And makes each new queueing more fun - Mod M

Seems to me like we’re at the induction To some longstanding limerick construction It’s buckwild how fast We can make a joke last Past a simple enough introduction - Mod B

Would be nice if I could be class-browsing But admin can't seem to stop drowsing If everything could Be like they said it would By now I'd have meal plans and housing : (  - Mod B

Which company would be preferred best For all of this website's absurdness? Change on the horizon? Pfft, nah, that's Verizon And gone before we're off to WordPress  - Mod B

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The triangle demon named Bill Was decidedly weird, but quite chill Until Dipper and Mabel (Who’s name rhymes with “Schmabel”) Saved the Falls from the wrath of his will  - Mod M

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who's stressed There's mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

The limerick ghost chose to haunt me Now near-perfect rhymes and lines daunt me I hoped rhyme dispersal Would spark curse reversal But freedom continues to taunt me  - Mod M

Fair Canada's capital's Ott'wa And to visit one day—well I've gotta! Along with Celeste (These two games are the best!) I've been playing a whole lot of BOTW  - Mod E

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

I keep checking news sites and hopin For plans from my school to reopen Or at least recognition That to pay full tuition Is a plan we should just put a "nope" in  - Mod B