The Limerick Ghost Chose To Haunt Me Now Near-perfect Rhymes And Lines Daunt Me I Hoped Rhyme Dispersal

Well, we’re in an unfortunate sitch Since our senate is headed by Mitch He helps bougies seem queens So let’s build guillotines And, as Karl Marx said, “Eat the rich”  - Mods E, M, and B

Been reading a lot of books lately And most of them I enjoy greatly There’s none so rewardin’ As the ol’ Robert Jordan Although he can drag on … ornately  - Mod B

I’m creating a blog with two fools Who don’t always play by the rules Though they may think I’m funny And I beat them at rummy I really do think that they’re jewels - Mod E

Well, now that this blog has begun I’d like to say “hi everyone” The deadline, though stressful Helps me be successful And makes each new queueing more fun - Mod M

Seems to me like we’re at the induction To some longstanding limerick construction It’s buckwild how fast We can make a joke last Past a simple enough introduction - Mod B

The boy known as Phineas Flynn Is notably lacking in chin But with his bro, Ferb (That duo’s superb) Each summer day’s surely a win  - Mod M

Yeah, sorry, I’m here as a guest Cos our Mod E’s been feeling quite stressed They could use more time spanning ‘Tween their college planning And dying in games of Celeste  - Mod B

At four in the morning's when we arise (You'll need a clear morning to see the skies) There'll be a surprise in The eastern horizon The smudge of the bright comet Neowise  - Mod B

There’s a meme I continue cherish Even though it has aspects nightmarish A role-player, drowning, Received a cropped frowning Obama who uttered “then perish”  - Mod M

I feel like I’m almost patrollin’ These catalog pages I’m scrollin’ I’m lookin’ and hopin’ My classes are open With space left for me to enroll in  - Mod B

Four followers of an old tenet Want to coup me and think that they’ll win it The truth’s my political Power’s now critical So I tell them that “I am the senate”  - Mod M

I'm sitting out here on the grass And getting green stains on my ass The weather is nice (That is, if you've ice) But who knows how long this will last?  - Mod E