I’m Creating A Blog With Two Fools Who Don’t Always Play By The Rules Though They May Think I’m

It’s funny how we all admire it Today some shows even require it See, the tales everyone dreads From the seventeen hundreds Are an incomplete history of “pirate”  - Mod B

I would guess that to you it’s a staple But to me, this invention’s a fable Since it’s three decades old (Or so I am told) My microwave lacks a turntable  - Mod M

At four in the morning's when we arise (You'll need a clear morning to see the skies) There'll be a surprise in The eastern horizon The smudge of the bright comet Neowise  - Mod B

There once were two brothers named Stan Until one wrecked the other one’s plan Which then led to a fight That left one out of sight And the other to run scams and scans  - Mod M

Well, we’re in an unfortunate sitch Since our senate is headed by Mitch He helps bougies seem queens So let’s build guillotines And, as Karl Marx said, “Eat the rich”  - Mods E, M, and B

He tells me his wife died, but she shouldn’t have Yet he doubts foul play. He asks, “whom could’ve pulled off something like this—” Interrupting, I hiss, “Mind your grammar, I think you mean ‘whomst’d’ve’”  - Mod M

The Sith Lords, of course, we all knew of them I knew that the stories were true of them But all we had planned Had got quite out of hand When realized we, “Now there are two of them!”  - Mod B

About good queer rep, I have no qualm Which is why Owl House is the bomb aaaaaa AAAAAA That was my reaction to Grom :)  - Mod M

A season two fitting the aura Of bending and ghosts and aurora You can say that they botched it But still, hey, we watched it They could’ve done much worse by Korra  - Mod B

The limerick ghost chose to haunt me Now near-perfect rhymes and lines daunt me I hoped rhyme dispersal Would spark curse reversal But freedom continues to taunt me  - Mod M