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Fair Canada's capital's Ott'wa And to visit one day—well I've gotta! Along with Celeste (These two games are the best!) I've been playing a whole lot of BOTW  - Mod E

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

While I may never be an Airbender And I don't know a tire from a fender This is the week for this— Nary a streak of cis— Sure do love being agender!  - Mod E

The Sith Lords, of course, we all knew of them I knew that the stories were true of them But all we had planned Had got quite out of hand When realized we, “Now there are two of them!”  - Mod B

Y’all, people whose symptoms are mild? Or those barely more than a child? Still got the same task Wear a damn fuckin mask The audacity’s buck-fuckin-wild  - Mod B

I’m up much too late for my timezone And I’m quickly shoehorning in “crime zone”: I see a canine “Do not cross”, says the line (Perhaps I should stop using RhymeZone)  - Mod M

He’s always on guard patrol duty He’s lots of things but never snooty He’s ever so good And just misunderstood He’s the wonderful house demon Hooty  - Mod B

Hey big man, we'd like to inquire Could you even get fuckin higher? From all California We'd like to inform ya That we didn't start the damn fire  - Mod B

At four in the morning's when we arise (You'll need a clear morning to see the skies) There'll be a surprise in The eastern horizon The smudge of the bright comet Neowise  - Mod B

Four followers of an old tenet Want to coup me and think that they’ll win it The truth’s my political Power’s now critical So I tell them that “I am the senate”  - Mod M

I don't want to sound like a bitch Or end up dead in a ditch It's really not funny That college costs money So please—really, please—eat the rich  - Mod E