Will: “You Are A Beautiful And Intelligent Person Of Many Talents.”

Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”

Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!

Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”

Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting

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Kit in school (b4 TDA obviously) (bc I think he went to school??)

Teacher: Kit, I said the paper was suppose to be double spaced.

Kit: *oh shit* I was trying to save paper.

Teacher: The assignment was submitted online.

Kit:

Kit: True, but in order to break my habit of using a lot of paper in real life I have taken an oath to reduce the amount I use online as well.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: Ok, Will, I know you mean well and everything, but please stop being a little bitch. We need to work together!

Will: Will do. But only if you take off your shirt for me.

Jem:

Jem: Weird flex but okay

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Matthew: Alastair, what do you do?

Alastair: I just travel a bit... I'm a tourist, I suppose.

Matthew: So, you're unemployed?

Alastair: No...

Matthew: Have you got a job?

Alastair: Wha- no, not really, no...

Matthew: So, you ARE unemployed.

Matthew: But yet you still have enough money to dye your hair.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?

Alastair: I have depression

Cordelia: Oh-

Alastair: I have also been stabbed three times

Cordelia: oH-

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