Will: I’d like to phone a friend
Game show host: I haven’t asked you the questions yet-
Will: I know, I just miss Jem already
Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan
Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus
Jem: I stand corrected
Charlotte: So, what do you think?
Will: I wasn’t even listening but I heavily disagree with Gabriel.
Charlotte: Gabriel isn’t even here
Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.
Jem: What does that even mean?
Will: They’ll know.
Jem: I highly doubt that.
Imagine not praying to James Carstairs every night... couldn't be me 🙏🏼
The Shadowhunters Chronicles x Brooklyn 99
Idk why I made this but enjoy ig
Matthew Fairchild:
Matthew Fairchild:
Isabelle lightwood:
Anna Lightwood:
Christopher lightwood:
- Matthew Fairchild, probably
Will: If you had food on your face, would you want me to tell you?
Gabriel, wiping over his face: Where? Did I get it?
Will: Oh, no, not now. It was last week.
Will: I didn't know whether or not to tell you, but everyone was staring.
Will: Sucks to be you, I guess.
The way that Emma nearly drowned and it turned Julian into a human GPS
Will: If I had a son I want him to be like Matthew.
Tessa: You do have a son.
Will: When we first moved in here, he was this sweet kid that lived next door.
Tessa: The weird kid next door...
I knowwww, Tessa actually loves him!
James: Hey, uh, so I’ve been reviewing this itinerary and I don’t really get it.
James: Are you sure we should release 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get kind of messy?
Matthew: That’s why we feed them glitter, Jamie.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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