Jason: How Do You Know How To Kiss? Like Who Teaches You?

Eric: What the fuck is Jason even doing?

Nick: HIS BEST!

Jason: ow! son of a bi-

Salim pointing to Zain: Jason! children!

Jason: … iscuit. son of a biscuit.

Nick: nice save.

Jason: yeah. fucking nailed it.

Nick: Hey we should do this insane dangerous thing that would get us all killed!

Jason: My beautiful baby angel child who can do no wrong, you are usually right but in this case I'm going to have to ask you to sit this one out.

Nick: Aw, okay :(

Eric: Or, we could-

Jason: *shoots him dead*

Jason when he disagrees with Nick: I’m sorry buddy, but no.

Jason when he disagrees with Eric:

Jason: You know they kicked Robin Williams out of Juilliard?

Nick: Really? Oh, man, what'd he play?

Salim: no i’m not tired of being nice, yes i still just wanna go apeshit, these things can coexist, stop asking me

Salim: I raised a man with a softer heart than the world deserves.

Salim, raising his stake: fortunately for him, my mother cannot say the same

Jason: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Jason: Ask me to kill for you.

Salim: ...First of all, calm down-

Zain: can I have a cookie?

Jason: what did Salim say?

Zain: he said no

Jason: so why would I say yes?

Zain: because he’s not the boss of you

Jason, already taking out the cookie jar: you can have two

Eric: truth or dare

Rachel: truth

Eric: do you want to kiss Nick?

Rachel: dare

Eric: kiss Nick.

Rachel: never have i ever-

Eric: that’s not the game?!!

Jason after kissing Salim: this is sick as af as fuck if im being tbh