Because You And I Are Destined To Hentai Game

scaring kids into obedience

my elementary school had this thing called book buddies where 3rd - 5th graders would be paired with kindergarten - 2nd graders and helped them do work and when I was 8 i got paired with this a hole 5 year old that pushed me out of my chair. im double jointed in my elbows so i bent that shit all out of wack and made him think he broke my arm and as he started to freak out i whispered in his ear "if you behave i wont tell the teacher" and he was an angel for the rest of the year.

Why did nobody ever question why phineas and ferb had a platypus? Like we all collectively as kids were like yeah that's a normal pet to have

Me: *trying to focus on the fic im reading*

My brain: SMELL THE FLOWERS‼️ SEE THE PLANTS‼️‼️‼️ HEAR THE MARCHING OF THE ANTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Thinking about how I thought Prussia was the capital of Russia until I was 11

Did anyone else watch Sanjay and Craig growing up or was I in a delirium

Me when I spend 3 days listening to this musical nonstop only to accidentally learn EVERYONE ELSES LINES BUT MY OWN

My spanish teacher is being such a hoe we've had hella projects but no lessons to explain them and then she's getting pissed when we don't know what to do. Like bitch your job is to teach wtf are they paying you for if you're just sitting on your ass not explaining shit

Are you sure?

If you cal girls nmes Hannah 'banana' you need to keep that same energy and call girls named Nicole 'tadpole'

Kirby pumpkin y'all