Me: *trying To Focus On The Fic Im Reading*

There were sesame seeds in my bed this morning. Why were they there

dear whoever is using the ectoBiologist chumhandle on pesterchum right now..

im so sorry i really didnt mean to add you and block you right after and then apologize weakly and cease pestering you i panicked and i feel so bad

I like to think I'm funny

death the kid aha

In theatre.. guts start to bubble and gurgle.. I go to fart... It is not a far.t... I hold it in... I cower in fear at the thought of what will happen later....

One time I was pooping and pushed really hard and the lower half of my body went numb and I puked

Why are they twins

I ate a gigantic chicken sandwich and now my heart is beating weird I'm scared

i set a record doing the flexibility test in gym class (i touched the wall behind the box)