I Like To Think I'm Funny

Me in the scene shop waiting for my fellow cast members to throw a couch at me

My friend called me edgar allan hoe 🗿

In drivers ed and the instructor heard the car make a weird noise and got really concerned.. it was my stomach growling

New hobby spinning around really fast and running across the street without looking

I love him he is so silly

Accidentally put my hand in a mysterious puddle of liquid on my desk in world history class and genuinely started tweaking

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

Don't you hate it when you get into a new fandom and 99% of said fandom are proshippers

Reading FrUk fanfics during their world cup match 🙏🙏

Why did nobody ever question why phineas and ferb had a platypus? Like we all collectively as kids were like yeah that's a normal pet to have