There Were Sesame Seeds In My Bed This Morning. Why Were They There

I don't trust wendys never have never will I am a McDonald and burger king connoisseur I never eat Wendy's. Got Wendy's tonight because it's colse to my house. This may be my last post. My stomach is gugglin and bubblign and I fear these are my final moment .goddbye 👋

Saw someone say Fionna and Cake is the deltarune of Adventure Time and that is so true

Why are they twins

In theatre.. guts start to bubble and gurgle.. I go to fart... It is not a far.t... I hold it in... I cower in fear at the thought of what will happen later....

I need to see this cast list I'm going to shit myself in anticipation

Home Depot employees are freaks fr

My friend called me edgar allan hoe 🗿

Watching a Dreamtalia playthrough because my friend is and I don't have original ideas

Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger

My sister had me look for her heat protectant spray and I opened a drawer and found a spray bottle labeled 'sex toy cleaner' dawg I'm CRYING WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST USE SOAP AND WATER I AM CERTAIN THAT SPRAY IS NOT ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT