Why Are They Twins

In drivers ed and the instructor heard the car make a weird noise and got really concerned.. it was my stomach growling

I am struggling so bad to keep a straight face when the pit conductor is conducting cuz I see the baton thing and start imagining she's casting a spell on me

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I referenced asdfmovie to a 10-year-old and was asked what it was.. have I reached unc status

Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR 😭

I plucked that bitch and it hurt

The music school I go to offers everything from violin to electric guitar. Sitting in the lobby while 7 different instruments play is what I think Hell probably sounds like.

MY NOSE IS STUFFY

I wanted a hatchimal so bad as a kid

Are you sure?

Hey codzugang I was drinking water and saw something in the little drink spout (?) So I took off the cap and found out mould was growing in my water bottle so if I die that is why