The Music School I Go To Offers Everything From Violin To Electric Guitar. Sitting In The Lobby While

"FISH. PEANUT. OCEAN. YOU." - My 4 year old brother after I told him to shut up

Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger

brock and james from pokemon are so hot man

Me in the scene shop waiting for my fellow cast members to throw a couch at me

Me fr

Me to the Olive Garden waiter before they grate the cheese on my pasta

"Noah I hate you"

"Hey hey! I also hate you Noah" - My newspaper advisor

I want a pet monkey sooooo bad but he would prolly throw his shit at me

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

started highschool today. cant say im a huge fan but its not the worst. knowing myself i will probably be complaining about it extensively soon enough.