Me To The Olive Garden Waiter Before They Grate The Cheese On My Pasta

When we're learning about programs put in place in the 60s to assist people in poverty and the teacher lists stuff I thought everybody had

On my way from my 4th class to an assembly I spilled my energy drink in my eye and cried and had to flush it out with water in the hallway

Getting stoned in 2024

Getting stoned in 1504

Already off on the wrong foot the stupid bagels burnt me and then just to add insult to injury they both broke in half when I was cheesing them

It's the witching hour and.. what's this?? My window is open..?? Oh gee.. I really hope a sexy french vampire doesn't appear and bite me or anything... That would be terrible.............

MY NOSE IS STUFFY

I love him he is so silly

Mogcraft

Everybody wanna walk with swag till they fall down the stairs 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

I don't trust wendys never have never will I am a McDonald and burger king connoisseur I never eat Wendy's. Got Wendy's tonight because it's colse to my house. This may be my last post. My stomach is gugglin and bubblign and I fear these are my final moment .goddbye 👋