If you cal girls nmes Hannah 'banana' you need to keep that same energy and call girls named Nicole 'tadpole'
my elementary school had this thing called book buddies where 3rd - 5th graders would be paired with kindergarten - 2nd graders and helped them do work and when I was 8 i got paired with this a hole 5 year old that pushed me out of my chair. im double jointed in my elbows so i bent that shit all out of wack and made him think he broke my arm and as he started to freak out i whispered in his ear "if you behave i wont tell the teacher" and he was an angel for the rest of the year.
Heavenly
Update been 26 mins and my guts are bubbling
There were sesame seeds in my bed this morning. Why were they there
Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR 😭
I plucked that bitch and it hurt
Why the hell did they even get that mad in ratatouille when they found out the chef was a rat. Like if I was in ratatouille I would be so intrigued and excited to meet this culinary prodigy rat but they were sooooo mad for what
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