Kirby Pumpkin Y'all

Had bacon for the first time in four years a couple weeks ago and I've been wanting it every day since

Whatcha looking at buddy...

I love him he is so silly

MY NOSE IS STUFFY

I JUST GOT BLACKMAILED AND THEY TRIED TO GET MONEY OUT OF IT BUT I WAS TOO FUCKING BROKE AND THEY JUST SAID NEVERMIND WE'RE COOL

Why does he look so submissive here

scaring kids into obedience

my elementary school had this thing called book buddies where 3rd - 5th graders would be paired with kindergarten - 2nd graders and helped them do work and when I was 8 i got paired with this a hole 5 year old that pushed me out of my chair. im double jointed in my elbows so i bent that shit all out of wack and made him think he broke my arm and as he started to freak out i whispered in his ear "if you behave i wont tell the teacher" and he was an angel for the rest of the year.

When he wants to play roblox so i somehow log into my account from 3rd grade and the username is fucking nightcoregirlanime32