Thinking about how I thought Prussia was the capital of Russia until I was 11
a redraw I can't in good conscience show the og cause of how uggo it is-
My mom called me and was like "Why don't you ever come over anymore? Do you hate me? Am I just some bitch that you don't wanna talk to?" Like yesss how'd you know
Me to the Olive Garden waiter before they grate the cheese on my pasta
Homura doodle
Matt and Todd doodles from this week
My sister had me look for her heat protectant spray and I opened a drawer and found a spray bottle labeled 'sex toy cleaner' dawg I'm CRYING WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST USE SOAP AND WATER I AM CERTAIN THAT SPRAY IS NOT ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT
I definitely have no chance but I met the finest man the other day dear LORD
There were sesame seeds in my bed this morning. Why were they there
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