Me when I spend 3 days listening to this musical nonstop only to accidentally learn EVERYONE ELSES LINES BUT MY OWN
I wonder if people make small talk during prostate exams. I feel like it would be awkward if nobody said anything
I definitely have no chance but I met the finest man the other day dear LORD
I am struggling so bad to keep a straight face when the pit conductor is conducting cuz I see the baton thing and start imagining she's casting a spell on me
I want a pet monkey sooooo bad but he would prolly throw his shit at me
Tears in my eyes cuz my director said direction and I thought he said erection but it was quiet and I couldn't laugh
Kirby pumpkin y'all
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