captainsploosh
the place where I ask stupid questions and get stupid answers :)
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oh in a blink gone
Not only did Lu Guang pull an Homura but he also indirectly caused (apparently he doesn't have a third power) Vein's death through the butterfly effect, and he sent him off with that smile a la Light Yagami when he let Naomi Misora go once he knew he won
not vein pulling a "you ladies all right" to protect xiafei
SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL
mice
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
I'm literally having an aneurysm right now. Since the Bridon arc is coming out in like two days I decided to rewatch Link Click and can I just say, the foreshadowing goes HARDDDD. All the little details come together and you're just like 'how did I not notice this???' Ok, so in Season 1 Episode 4, Lu Guang says "death is an important node and must not be changed. No matter how hard this is, you can't alter their fates... the future that we now know could completely disappear." He's not talking about the future. He's talking about their future. The one he has meticulously crafted for Cheng Xiaoshi. The one where Cheng Xiaoshi lives. This man doesn't give two shits about the future. He cares about Cheng Xiaoshi's future.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS FRAME
ISNT THAT VEINS HAND?? IS THAT HOW CHENG XIOSHI DIED IN THE FIRST TIMELINE??? IS THAT WHY LU GANG WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE GOT SHOT?? GUYSSSS
ya'll know what this reminds me of?
Do you feel guilty?
blink gone? nah, more like twink won
STOP THAT. NOT HIS EYES TOO 😭😭
WHO HAD LUKA IMPERSONATING IVAN ON THEIR BINGO CARD 😭😭😭
interesting motion i wonder where we've seen that before-
why is this meme literally link click
original under cut
Will you be the link to my click? 🥹💍
MATCHING PFPS ILL NEVER USE <33
who wants to be the doomed by the narrative with me? ( ͡° ᴗ ͡° )
MATCHING PFPS ILL NEVER USE <33
this was so link click coded for no reason
meanwhile, with Lu Guang:
the black and white doomed by the narrative yaoi stans are about to be well fed :)
ORV, Link Click, AND The Summer Hikaru Died ಥ‿ಥ
Pov: the end of round six
alternative version under cut (:
Ivan: The Unreliable Narrator
IVAN YOU FLIPPING LIAR. HE WAS LOOKING ಥ╭╮ಥ
Yes, he's drinking the juice from the gay drink ad
Bunny Ears
Got bored, started doodling
Now we have A and B. What should I name them?
Cheng Xiaoshi after finding out that Lu Guang has been screwing up the space time continuum because he keeps dying:
Humans are really clueless if you think about it.
I have recently realized that a horse has no idea what squids are. Pedro the Penguin has never met a monkey. Most species have no idea that the ones that they don't see everyday exist, like, at all??? This sounds so stupid but it really makes you think about humans being clueless about what's in space. We all assume that we know a lot but in reality we know like nothing.
Vampires Sparkle??
Dear Paranormal Side of Tumblr,
I was thinking about how different depictions of vampires either sparkling or burning in sunlight and I had the idea that maybe it depends on what time of day it is? Or maybe vampires just wear spf 50 sunscreen so they don't burn. On another note, the moon doesn't produce it's own light. It reflects the sun's, so doesn't that mean they can't go out at night either? Unless the moon filters out all the bad sunlight or something. Any ideas?
Sincerely, an idiot.
Vampires
Dear Science Side of Tumblr,
TW: Blood, Suicide
How come vampires don't suck the blood out of people's wrists? Wouldn't it be easier than sucking it out of the neck? It would be easier to convince someone to give you their hand than it would to be their neck, right? Plus, maybe they would frame the murder as a suicide by slitting the victim's wrists? Do they just do it from the neck because it looks cooler?
Sincerely, an idiot
Boops Boops
whoever named this fish should be put in charge of naming everything
Mermaid Meiosis Pt 2
How do mermaids have kids??? Do they make eggs like fish or are they like mammals and they just birth the baby? If they make eggs then is mermaid caviar technically a thing? If they do birth it then where is it coming out of? And do they make breast milk? With that side note, are the seashells or mermaid breasts a part of them or???
Sincerely, an idiot
Balloons are weird
Dear Science side of Tumblr,
How come some balloons deflate after 2 days but then some last for like 6 years. Is it the material? Is it the way it's tied? Is it survival of the fittest but for balloons?
Sincerely, an idiot
pidgeon murder
Dear science side of Tumblr,
How many pidgeons would it take to kill a bear?
Sincerely, an idiot